EVERYONE HATES THE D*O*O*S*H!

It’s true, and we all know it. Everyone hates the D*O*O*S*H. There ought to be a television show or something! It’s not as if people campaign against us… oh… wait… it is?

Ok.

Well… it’s not as if we’ve done anything to deserve that… ummm… oh, really?

Ok. Well… we’re actually really nice guys… except for who?

Oh… right. Ok.

We hear all the time how our language and the pictures we post and our attitudes and pretty much everything but our bathing habits seem to offend people. Hmmmm? Oh, apparently our bathing habits offend people, too. Anyway…

Sure, we can go “off topic” at the D*O*O*S*H, and we’re all ok with that. There’s supposed to be rules about that sort of thing, you say? Nahhhh… we don’t need no stinkin’ rules! We’re the D*O*O*S*H! We’re fine with it if things jump off the track. We’re fine with someone talkin’ smack. We’re friends, and we’ve got each other’s back. ‘Cuz that’s just the way we roll. (Think about it… Which bugged you more? The rhyming, or the fact that “that’s just the way we roll” concluded that thought? You just hate that, don’t you?)

Everyone hates the D*O*O*S*H, despite the fact that we have some of the most intelligent people in the toys and comics world on our site.

And rumor has it that they’re jealous that we’ve got * blush * girls on our board! Hot girls! Smart girls! Girls, girls, girls! Hmmmm? No, not just the occasional nudie pictures we post… actual, real live women who like us enough to hang out with us! We don’t censor ourselves or get nervous about what we say, and people – including girls! – keep joining our board!

It’s been said that we’ll take anyone at the D*O*O*S*H, and it’s true. We don’t always keep ‘em, though! Don’t you wish you were on a board that had that kind of attitude? There’s no place like it on the ‘net! Don’t you just hate that?